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alex-and-r 02-05-2001 23:22:

Правда о героях Толкиена.

Вот ссылочка: [url="http://www.actiontrip.com/archives/archive04_30_2001.phtml#morn'"]http://www.actiontrip.com/archives/archive04_30_2001.phtml#morn'[/url]

Но, чтобы вы не мучились привожу здесь текст:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">цитата:</font><HR>The Real Lord of the Rings

"Sixty years have passed since Bilbo Baggins, the hero of The Hobbit, had returned from his journey. He is well-known by many, both for his legendary wealth as well as for the fact that age does not seem to affect him. He announces a great celebration in honour of his 111th birthday and the 33rd birthday of his nephew Frodo, whom he had adopted as an heir some years ago and brought to live with him at Bag End."

BUT LET IT BE KNOWN!

Bilbo Baggins is also known as: Bilbo "The Bag" Baggins, Bilbo "Leave Your Baggage" Baggins, and Bilbo "Baggy Trousers" Baggins... His ultimate quest is the ultimate thing, which lays hidden deep in that forest where even his trusted Range cannot go. Oh, the horror of it all! The despair on Bilbo The Bag's face is so painfully apparent. It is like time has chiseled rifts of stone and turned his beautiful boyish portrait into a canyon of sorrow and despair. HE CANNOT GET TO THE THING!

Bilbo Baggins was shocked to find out recently he was named after a character in a book written by some white dude... What kind of a D0pE gangzta is named after a 111-year-old f00??[/quote]

А вот собственно и портретик, о котором говориться выше:

Как вам настоящее лицо милого хобитца?!

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...if you think a creature looks to big for you, why not cut off a few limbs to make it look smaller?..
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...but beware, as it can have the same pleasure with you!..

Vaii'olaiar Soil'oSee'o'n 09-05-2001 07:33:

Хороший хоббит! На прокрустово ложе его!!!

Drengr 29-05-2001 16:41:

Несчастный афронегр, как ему не повезло, назвали в честь какого-то белого урода! Ай-ай, наверное его родители были расистами и не любили ниггеров.

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